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By Casey Alexander The tour guide marched them into the gift shop for the third time in an hour. Pen and pencil sets, car covers, and inflatable wading pools bore the logo of The College of Alfred and Larry. Ashley’s father bought her a thermos; she wondered... More »
I very much appreciate the slightly warm welcome and I realize that, by now, many of you are aware that I am not the Dr. C Miller you expected. You thought you were getting the esteemed social scientist with his own TV show (second in popularity only to Dr. Oz... More »
Pops says that I’m not gonna get into a fancy college like Yale unless I have something interesting to write about, and seeing as I’m a blockhead (according to Pops) there’s nothing doing in that department right now. So Pops suggests we go o... More »