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Old-Fashioned Love Poem

I will love you in the morning I will love you in the night I will love you when you’re loving I will love you…

Snake

      I know, I know, it’s the oldest defense in the book: I was only following orders. The shoddy rationale of every garden-variety…

Bruising Cruising

You may not be material for a cruise. Cruise brochures will not warn you about this because Cruise lines qualify for rescue services from Jake’s…

At the King’s Gate

Once upon a time there was a powerful Wizard King, named Usa, who lived in a grand castle, ruling a rich and fertile land. Centuries…

Breaking the Travlish Code

After experience with Basic Travlish, everyone knows a “cozy” hotel room is big enough for a pair of leprechauns; that a “centrally located” establishment is…




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