On Easter—check that—or two weeks past, or whenever I am an older man than I am today, I shall wear purple with a red MAGA…
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by Martin H. Levinson
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By Chris Jetko Today I’ll be your guide as we explore this place of mystery and broken dreams. Gather round you guys! I’m so glad…
by Martin H. Levinson I’m tired of hearing people bash President Trump over his handling of the coronavirus crisis. The fact is, Trump has been…
by Tim Koechlin (with nods to Lennon, McCartney and the CDC) Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something I hope you’ll understand When I’ll say that…
by Sam Weller WASHINGTON – Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and a prominent member of the White…
By Martin H. Levinson The coronavirus is killing people in Asia, Europe, and other places but that bug won’t get us because we’re too smart…
By Eric Lichtblau President Trump, using new emergency powers, ordered federal agents Friday to quarantine political rival Joe Biden inside bubble wrap for at least…
An Email to My Students, Now That Our University is Sending Them Home During the COVID-19 Crisis Hi, folks: Just a few updates, since ENG…
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