Drawing a Crowd By Paul Lander and Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared…
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Going Wild on Health By Martin H. Levinson President John Fitzgerald Kennedy famously said, “Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you…
“… and with: Matt @ Justice, Bobby Jr @ Health, Marco @ State, Elise @ The UN, Vivek @ Elon’s, We’ll only need to put…
“Effective immediately: Frequent flyer miles from sex trafficking can now be redeemed for Fox News subscriptions.” –The (new) United States AG Tom Deisboeck is a…
“El Muro” by Tom Deisboeck “What the hell is going on, sheriff?” “Sir, looks like the Mexicans are building a wall to keep us out.”…
Why?! by Tom Deisboeck “I voted for a dictatorial racist misogynistic liar + convicted felon. Because he reflects my values best (+ bc he’s getting…
SENATOR J.D. VANCE (in response to The New York Times’ Lulu Garcia-Navarro asking him repeatedly if Donald Trump lost the 2020 election) – SAID: “I…
It’s the Economy, Stupid By Martin H. Levinson To be elected president you need to propose economic policies that will attract voters who, like all…
Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon,…
The Chinese finally hacked Trump, Vance, and Harris’ cellphones. Looks like they got away with a total of 26 free minutes. Tom Deisboeck is…
When They Go Low I Give Up by Stephen J. Lyons I’m huffing away on the elliptical at our local gym, reading another depressing commentary…
For One-Billion Non-Breeders Only: No Kidding Bill of Rights! By David Comfort We live in an age of equality and diversity. Why, then, are the…
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