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By Neal Starkman 10 January 2015 Republican Congressman from Louisiana Steve Scalise is in deep trouble with colleagues after it was revealed that in 2012…
by Dave Norton NEW YORK – In a stunning display of solidarity and disrespect toward New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio, the New York…
Robert Charpentier WASHINGTON—Republican Congressional leaders are calling the President out for his handling of the ongoing, destructive lava flow in Hawaii. “We want to know…
by Dave Norton In an exclusive interview with The Satirist, media tycoon Rupert Murdoch confessed a bit of an inside joke that has kept him smiling…
WASHINGTON – The Pentagon announced today that the Islamic State (ISIS) has blown up two American battleships, the Maine and the Lusitania in the Gulf…
By Dan Geddes The Vatican today stunned the world by declaring the European Union to be a saint, effectively immediately. Vatican spokesman Hermann Sisler declared:…
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – The IRS today announced that it was cutting the top U.S. corporate income tax rate from 35% to 0% for…
By Walter Bowne In a move that sent its stock price up more than 300 points, General Motors announced it was officially adopting the faith…
By Dan Geddes 19 August 2014 WASHINGTON – Top economists have recently recommended fighting a major war as the best means to solve the world’s…
By Dan Geddes RIO DE JANEIRO – Billions of football fans across the world are incredibly happy about the month-long distraction from serious news during…
WASHINGTON – Federal Reserve chair Janet Yellen yesterday affirmed her confidence that the Federal Reserve Bank can “print dollars forever.” Yellen stated at the National…
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