by Kevin Higgins It interferes with the right of people like me to dine as we see fit. Whenever I visit England 1649,…
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Funny and/or satirical poems from The Satirist’s archives.
Pinocchio cheered Donald Trump one day, Resolved to earn some aid for puppeteers. “Esteemed Lord King,” he lied, “I hope you may Serve six more…
Next election onwards, there’ll be a second vote for those who turn up with, under their arm, a print copy of one of…
By Walter Bowne I Down the hall, down the hall, Half a hall onward, All into the Classroom of Death Strode the…
By K.D. Taylor (On five hundred Kentucky National Guard members summoned by a QAnon conspiracy theorist to counter-protest a Black Lives Matter demonstration in Louisville,…
by Kevin Higgins “The sky is high / We shit on earth / We look up the sky / The earth gives birth / To…
If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to teach a yoga class, I’d play doom metal music and have everyone imagine:…
(a parody of “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” by Robert Frost) by Thomas Locicero Whose car is this I think I know. He…
by Tim Koechlin (with nods to Lennon, McCartney and the CDC) Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something I hope you’ll understand When I’ll say that…
by Michael Gessner It’s good you died when you did, or you would have lived to see your darling daughter’s demise in her prime, with…
By Dan Geddes On Christmas Eve Santa was making his rounds, Traveling the globe by leaps and by bounds, Arriving in Washington until…
One Lexus May Hide Another By Linda Boroff (With acknowledgements to One Train May Hide Another by Kenneth Koch and Caesar’s Gallic Wars, interlinear translation)…
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