By Walter Bowne Please have a seat, Jason. So why do you want to come to Princeton? The campus is just stunning. It resembles Hogwarts.…
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By Peter Conroy Justice Antonin Scalia US Supreme Court Washington, DC December 2012 Dear Justice Scalia, I am writing you because of a disturbing experience…
Fullest Theological Seminary student Craig Lee was expelled last week for what the school has described as a “highly unorthodox application and interpretation” of their…
By K.D. Taylor A liberated sage only has no world. This world is an illusion or unreal for a man of discrimination. – The Divine…
NEW YORK – Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney, campaigning today in New Jersey, stated that Hurricane Sandy gave a good example of how “free market…
Welcome to Gristle and Grain, the literary journal dedicated to publishing the best short stories and poetry of all time. Why “Gristle”? Why “Grain”? Because…
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CLEVELAND – John Jaker, 45, a local man who has finally developed great abdominal muscles after years of effort, says his life is basically the…
While it is clear that millions of people support Romney mainly because he is not Obama, others support Romney because he vows to rollback health…
by David Alpaugh A slick politician named Edwards When he saw his campaign going bedwards Cried, “Wife, dying of cancer, If you’ll be my dancer,…
By Dan Geddes 4 September 2012 WASHINGTON—President Obama today signed an Executive Order abolishing Labor Day as an “outmoded 19th century relic.” Labor Day was…
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