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By Dan Geddes
AMSTERDAM – Jan Smit, 44, Member of the European Parliament (MEP), proposed yesterday that Dutch should become the new official language of the EU after Brexit finally takes place next year.
“It can’t be German,” said Smit, “for semi-obvious historical reasons. The French can pretend that others are willing to learn French, but most people are not. The French are just too annoying when they correct you, even when they do it in English. And everybody hates the French. You know it; I know it.”
LAS VEGAS – Ray Milland, 45, a self-proclaimed “heavy drinker” is very sure that he’s not an alcoholic. Mr. Milland, an executive for the United…
Droning Out Privacy Protection….GDPR
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Met with the head of my national security team around 5AM, as per usual. Bailey prefers our meetings to take place while we’re in motion,…
The sculpture professor brought a vaginal speculum to the class but told the students that it was a piece made by a famous contemporary artist.…
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We’ve taken you to Europe, to South America, to Asia, Africa, Australia, and Antarctica, but now there’s a whole other world of possibilities opening by…
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