The Satirist
“At least we know Trump will never fire John Bolton.”
RECITAL Being of sound mind and body, I declare this my Last Will and Testament, thereby revoking any and all previous Wills made by me,…
HOSTESS Welcome to Gun Mall USA! Don’t forget you’re entitled to fifteen minutes of free practice with every purchase! Our child care area is located…
@JonathanSwift Your idea for helping the 120,000 poor children in the kingdom is to EAT some of them? Because they cost too much? You are…
President Trump today defended the grandparents of Walter Thurman Fredrickson, whose Christmas present to the eleven-year-old—an ALSETEX Cougar MS, magazine-fed, repeating grenade launcher they picked…
I will tell you truth. People write to me, they say: “Melania, how is it you can be such a normal, regular, normal mother? How…
The Unraveling Don
WASHINGTON DC. – On the heels of the mass shooting in a Florida high school and President Trump’s promotion of incentivizing armed teachers, the NRA…
WASHINGTON – While most Americans support the U.S. drive for world domination, some have confessed to harboring doubts about the master plan. A recent CNN…
When the 18th Amendment to the American Constitution, prohibiting the sale of alcoholic beverages, became law, what happened? A colossal epidemic of violence, corruption and…
To: All US Operatives Hey team! I hope everyone had a great Presidents’ Day. My Slack has been blowing up all weekend, so I just…
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