Professor Ken Grabette of the English department, accused by seven undergraduate women of groping them in his office: “I was just exploring gender boundaries in…
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There’s gridlock in Congress. Why? In short, the answer is that neither party, especially one of them, seems inclined to reach over the aisle to…
Congratulations, Mr. Jared Kushner! You have received a federal “Secret” security clearance designation. As a White House employee, a Secret security clearance provides you with…
The Republicans think Obamacare is a mess and that it should be repealed. But the problem for the GOP is they haven’t come up with…
Wes Terne Satire, who mocked human flaws across a broad spectrum of media, died Wednesday in Brooklyn after a battle with depression. He was 2,618.…
“At least we know Trump will never fire John Bolton.”
RECITAL Being of sound mind and body, I declare this my Last Will and Testament, thereby revoking any and all previous Wills made by me,…
HOSTESS Welcome to Gun Mall USA! Don’t forget you’re entitled to fifteen minutes of free practice with every purchase! Our child care area is located…
@JonathanSwift Your idea for helping the 120,000 poor children in the kingdom is to EAT some of them? Because they cost too much? You are…
President Trump today defended the grandparents of Walter Thurman Fredrickson, whose Christmas present to the eleven-year-old—an ALSETEX Cougar MS, magazine-fed, repeating grenade launcher they picked…
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