Finally. Now Elian Gonzales can go to Florida by boat without feeling guilty. He understood beautifully that ideology was more important than cancer or justice…
The Satirist
By Dan Geddes
AMSTERDAM – Jan Smit, 44, Member of the European Parliament (MEP), proposed yesterday that Dutch should become the new official language of the EU after Brexit finally takes place next year.
“It can’t be German,” said Smit, “for semi-obvious historical reasons. The French can pretend that others are willing to learn French, but most people are not. The French are just too annoying when they correct you, even when they do it in English. And everybody hates the French. You know it; I know it.”
LAS VEGAS – Ray Milland, 45, a self-proclaimed “heavy drinker” is very sure that he’s not an alcoholic. Mr. Milland, an executive for the United…
Droning Out Privacy Protection….GDPR
People often ask me: “How could you stand to have been the begonia of the most hated man in the world?” But what did I…
Met with the head of my national security team around 5AM, as per usual. Bailey prefers our meetings to take place while we’re in motion,…
The sculpture professor brought a vaginal speculum to the class but told the students that it was a piece made by a famous contemporary artist.…
After being abandoned in a high-profile press conference by President Donald Trump, reports indicate that the Iran Deal has sought solace in the company of…
We’ve taken you to Europe, to South America, to Asia, Africa, Australia, and Antarctica, but now there’s a whole other world of possibilities opening by…
Women have, for a long time, known exactly what kind of disgusting sexual behavior to expect from their husbands and boyfriends. But, for the most…
“There’s Jim,” he said. “He’s become more famous than me.” I froze. On January 22nd I was standing in the Blue Room of the White House. The…
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