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What We Learned from “Roseanne”

“Roseanne,” we were told, would shed light, On what’s up with the Trumpian Right, But before season two We’ve re-learned what we knew, Trumpism is,…

What is Art?

The sculpture professor brought a vaginal speculum to the class but told the students that it was a piece made by a famous contemporary artist.…

Ready for Lift-off?

We’ve taken you to Europe, to South America, to Asia, Africa, Australia, and Antarctica, but now there’s a whole other world of possibilities opening by…

To Honorable Lord Hiring Manager With Love

Dear Honorable Lord Hiring Manager, As a workaholic whose academic achievements remain locked to their sense of self-worth and identity,  I read your posting for…

FaceMed ® Social Network FAQ

Welcome to FaceMed Ad-Supported Healthcare:  Free Market (Free!) Medical Care for the Internet Age!™  We are delighted to have you as a member. Because our…

U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet

By Dan Geddes

WASHINGTON – In a move described as “accepting reality” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has declared plastic to be “a major food group.”

US FDA spokesperson Carl Manson stated: “We admit that trace amounts of plastic leak into many food products. Significant amounts of plastic appear in other food products, such as fish. However, top scientists all agree that there is nothing wrong with ingesting plastics, as has been proven by generations of long-term studies on the population since the 1960s.”




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