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Winning is the Only Thing

I like to start each day with a victory. So this morning, before I left for the office, I beat my wife to the bathroom…

White Supremacy for Liberals

What can be about 6 feet tall, weigh more than a Honda sedan and turn up in the news for a month or more?  (Hint).…

Help Make Grocery Shopping Worse!

Your application to join the elite team of customers who make going to the supermarket a most special kind of Hell has been received (for…




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