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by Keith R Fentonmiller May 30 Honorable George Ervin “Sonny” Perdue II United States Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Secretary Perdue: I’m deeply grateful…
by Clark Zlotchew Introduction June 5, 2030: As all Americans and citizens of the “Developed Nations” are vividly aware, it is of the utmost importance…
by Marleen S. Barr Mr. Trump was in front of cameras in the Rose Garden again, but only to trumpet an unemployment report that he…
By Martin H. Levinson Why the push to remove Confederate monuments? Those memorials were erected to honor brave American patriots who decided early on that…
by Boaz Dvir TRUMPVILLE, MAGA—President Trump has announced the first item on his proposed $1 trillion infrastructure list: the addition of a Times Square-like stock…
by Kevin Higgins “The sky is high / We shit on earth / We look up the sky / The earth gives birth / To…
by Rebecca Richardson The Board of Trustees did not at all approve of what the Provost intended to do for the workers of the University…
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