By Dan Geddes The Vatican today stunned the world by declaring the European Union to be a saint, effectively immediately. Vatican spokesman Hermann Sisler declared:…
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By Dan Geddes 1) The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want to talk to liberals. 2) He maketh me lie down in untaxed…
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – The IRS today announced that it was cutting the top U.S. corporate income tax rate from 35% to 0% for…
By David Alpaugh 16 September 2014 Obama says ISIL, the Media ISIS. Both sides agree that the world’s in a crisis. ISIL! ISIS! SCHMISIL! SCHMISIS!…
Generals, thank you all for coming. In light of recent revelations of a prurient nature, we are gathered here to review The Comely Behavior Manual…
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By Walter Bowne In a move that sent its stock price up more than 300 points, General Motors announced it was officially adopting the faith…
By Dan Geddes 19 August 2014 WASHINGTON – Top economists have recently recommended fighting a major war as the best means to solve the world’s…
To improve network security following this morning’s “Happy Garlic” computer virus attack, all users are required to change system passwords immediately upon receiving this message.…
By William Craig Rice I Why do I marvel when the faithless stray, when friends whom I supposed completely safe against belief go falling for…
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