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The following medications have been approved for prescription via both our primary care and behavioral health units. As always, please keep in mind that reimbursement, deductibles, and co-pays will vary according to patients’ insurance coverage. Bragolen... More »
Introduction The competition to become a top corporate manager has never been fiercer. While old school corporate management values such as efficiency and vision still have their place, studies in several countries have shown that sociopaths and psychopaths ar... More »
Thanksgiving—A ridiculous Pilgrim holiday traced back to a 1621 celebration in Plymouth, Massachusetts. Giving thanks for the harvest made sense then; now it seems insane. The only harvest most Americans procure is from the aisles of Costco. Besides, a labor... More »
The goal of human communications has become speed and efficiency. This can clearly be seen in the world of emails and twitter, which emphasize getting messages out fast with no fancy trimmings. Less is more in electronic exchanges and to go along with that ide... More »
Florida Department of Elder Care Encounter Notes: 12 September 2021 Client: Alida Jones, 91 Patient is a resident of the Margaritaville Retirement Dome and presented with vertigo, dehydration, and mental confusion; transported to Medical Department via Ambu-Dr... More »
1. Kill Supervillains We could pretty much just stop there; the rest, as they say, is commentary. But having already attempted this as a two-word edict—with no discernible effect whatsoever—we felt that going with a more comprehensive Advisory would be a... More »
I have no doubt whatsoever that Julia Louis-Dreyfus and I are going to be very happy together. But—please!—don’t spoil the surprise if you see her before I do. The restraining order is slowing things down just a little; I’ll admit that. And it might ha... More »
We Didn’t Send Our Best People (We Sent Criminals And Rapists [Sorry {Not Sorry}]) One of the things my priest therapist did say, during our many sessions after the mass suicide of the Indians, which I thought was helpful actually, was that even though I, Ch... More »
On the verge of a nervous breakdown, Mr. Peanut opens up to G.W. Carver Dear Mr. Carver, You and I have come a long way since the turn of the 20th century, when you essentially hoisted me into the spotlight while at the Tuskegee Institute in Alabama. Your inte... More »
15 March 2107 New-New Amsterdam Federated States of the Americas Data archaeologists have had a breakthrough in researching the fall of the First American Republic, confirming that the alleged attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, which precipitate... More »
What can be about 6 feet tall, weigh more than a Honda sedan and turn up in the news for a month or more? (Hint). Last known address was San Diego. (Next hint). Misnamed. (Third hint). Vegan. Fourth hint. (White) Guess again. It’s the Northern White Rhinoc... More »
When the Census Bureau reported earlier this year that the U.S. population had swollen to more than 327 million people, it likely didn’t surprise drivers fuming in traffic jams, airline passengers shuffling through security lines, or telephone callers waitin... More »