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WASHINGTON – As a caravan of more than 7,000 Central American migrants heads north toward the U.S., Christians around the country are getting adoption papers ready. Once the children are separated from their parents at the border, they will be eligible f... More »
It’s that time of year again when people across America are scrambling to throw together a last second costume for Halloween that’s sure to strike fear into the hearts of friends and strangers alike. We’re here to shake off the cobwebs and scare up some ... More »
Satchel Ronan O’Sullivan Farrow, mostly known as Ronan Farrow but sometimes known as Ronan Sinatra,[i] died peacefully Saturday in his office at The New Yorker. He was 80. Born in New York City to actress Mia Farrow and alleged child molester Woody Allen, Fa... More »
Intelligence Agencies “Live in Fear” WASHINGTON – Many Trump supporters are convinced that Trump’s promise to “drain the swamp” is right on track. “Trump is playing 3-D Chess against the Deep State. And he’s kicking their butt!” said Clet... More »
Citing a recent Supreme Court decision, that affirmed presidential authority over immigration restrictions for purposes of national security, President Trump has proclaimed a ban on the entry of “bunnies” into the United States. “I don’t want a bun... More »
By Dan Geddes AMSTERDAM – Jan Smit, 44, Member of the European Parliament (MEP), proposed yesterday that Dutch should become the new official language of the EU after Brexit finally takes place next year. “It can’t be German,” said Smit, “for semi-ob... More »
LAS VEGAS – Ray Milland, 45, a self-proclaimed “heavy drinker” is very sure that he’s not an alcoholic. Mr. Milland, an executive for the United Beverage Company was recently interviewed by Alcoholics Anonymous (AA), after Milland had Tweeted that: “... More »
After being abandoned in a high-profile press conference by President Donald Trump, reports indicate that the Iran Deal has sought solace in the company of other recent agreements that have been negotiated by the United States only to be publicly snubbed by th... More »
Women have, for a long time, known exactly what kind of disgusting sexual behavior to expect from their husbands and boyfriends. But, for the most part, women were left to operate blindly when it came to how many disgusting men they were meeting outside the ... More »
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – In a move described as “accepting reality” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has declared plastic to be “a major food group.” US FDA spokesperson Carl Manson stated: “We admit that trace amounts of plastic lea... More »
Wes Terne Satire, who mocked human flaws across a broad spectrum of media, died Wednesday in Brooklyn after a battle with depression. He was 2,618. The son of vegetable farmers known for their corny humor, Satire spent his early years in Greece. He moved of... More »
President Trump today defended the grandparents of Walter Thurman Fredrickson, whose Christmas present to the eleven-year-old—an ALSETEX Cougar MS, magazine-fed, repeating grenade launcher they picked up on vacation in Algeria—was used to destroy a two-blo... More »