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Great Trump Quotes

18 January 2016

"We shall fight them migrants on the beaches and in the hills; we shall never surrender."

"Mr Gordochez, put up that wall!"

"My fellow Americans, ask not how much this is costing you, but how much I'll be making."

"We have nothing but fear itself."

"I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of building hotel casinos on the moon and returning the cash safely."

"Beware the Hillary-industrious conned plebs."

"Read my lips: no new tax shelters."

"The Trump stops here."

"Ich bilt nine great bildins."

"Never, in the field of moneymaking have so many owed so much to such a greatest guy, really."


Alan Lord is a part-time human being. His book, ATM SEX, is available on Amazon.