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The ISIS BEATLES' Greatest Hits

I Wanna Hold Your Head

Shia Loves You

Here Comes The Sunni

While My Jihad Gently Weeps

And Your Burka Can Sing

Your Mullah Should Know

Allah You Need is Blood

Shia's Leaving Home

For The Beheading of Mr Kite

If I Infidel

Lovely Shia

With A Little Help From My Fiends

And I Love Hurt

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heads Club Band 

She Came In Through The Baathist Window

From Mecca To You

Hey Jew

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Die

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Mullah

Eight Heads a Week

Slaughtering Fields Forever

I Am The Walid

A Hard Day's Fright

Baby you're a Dead Man

Burka In The USSR

Tragical Mullah Hystery Tour

Abbeheady Road

Crucifixion 9

I'm Only Bleeding

Eleanor Rigid

Good Day Sunni Shine

Shia Said Shia Said

I'll Follow The Sunni

Can't Buy Me Blood

If Felafel

I Wanna Be Your Mullah

Please Please Mecca

I Feel Not So Fine

Baby's In Black (from head to toe!)

Blackburka

Beheaddy Lane

2 October 2014

Alan Lord is a part-time human being, and Karlos Bedoya is an architectural hat designer from Detroit.

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