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Most are aware of the fact that Donald Trump has been making a number of changes to the White House, including, as Newsweek pointed out about the Oval Office, “…some of the most extensive changes to the room’s appearance in modern presidential history, a... More »
by Tom Deisboeck “Alrighty, then let’s bomb Jemen, Boys!! but first make sure there’s no leak anywhere.” Get the book! The Satirist - America's Most Critical Book (Volume 1) The Satirist: America's Most Critical Book Amazon Ads N... More »
I Have a Dream By Martin H. Levinson (An excerpt from an upcoming State of the Union address composed by Donald Trump after MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech appeared to him in a dream.) Members of Congress, Supreme Court Justices, and everyone else here, I ... More »
The Geographic Name Game By Martin H. Levinson President Trump has signed executive orders naming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America and the Alaskan mountain Denali as Mount McKinley. He could make other name changes to help restore America’s greatnes... More »
More Leaked Texts from Signal by Stephen Lyons DATELINES: Hawaii, Kremlin, Greenland, Starbuck’s, Chick Fil A, Palm Steakhouse At 11:44 p.m., Hegseth posted in the chat, “NEED DRINKY! ASAP!” The text beneath this began, “TIME NOW 12:11 a.m.: Weather is... More »
The Smell of Success & Determination: Musk’s Burnt Hair vs. Trump’s Fight Fight Fight! by David Comfort Power guys have loved colognes since ancient times. Alexander the Great and Mohammad wore woody musks from the anal glands of Himalayan bucks. The C... More »
Who’s That Sitting at My Daddy’s Desk? by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot... More »
Kiss the Federal Government Goodbye By Martin H. Levinson Elon Musk and his merry band of muskrats are doing their best to trim excess fat from the US government by suggesting ways to fire federal employees. The problem is they’re being too conservative with... More »
X-JACK: the 12-step Program for Mastering Your Domain by David Comfort To regulate men like women, Mississippi state senator, Bradford Blackmon, a Black Baptist and former ballplayer, has just introduced the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” The b... More »
Jesus is Not All Right with Me by Stephen J. Lyons The newly elected capo was rightly offended by the Inaugural Day sermon. “She was nasty in tone, and not compelling or smart.” His consiglieri was horribly aggrieved. “The person giving this sermon shou... More »
By Martin H. Levinson The US has the lowest life expectancy rate, the highest health care costs, and the greatest number of avoidable deaths of all wealthy, developed countries, which means America must be doing something right. That something is an understand... More »
All That Glitters by David R. Bowne The ocean disappeared. The throng of humanity on the beach watched in wonder as the saltwater slipped out of sight. Its absence revealed the undulating surface of sand that stretched for hundreds of yards. People approached ... More »