Posts tagged as “European Union”
By Dan Geddes
AMSTERDAM – Jan Smit, 44, Member of the European Parliament (MEP), proposed yesterday that Dutch should become the new official language of the EU after Brexit finally takes place next year.
“It can’t be German,” said Smit, “for semi-obvious historical reasons. The French can pretend that others are willing to learn French, but most people are not. The French are just too annoying when they correct you, even when they do it in English. And everybody hates the French. You know it; I know it.”
While the rebel flag no longer flies there, South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley says that the state has never considered itself part of the Union,…
By Dan Geddes The Vatican today stunned the world by declaring the European Union to be a saint, effectively immediately. Vatican spokesman Hermann Sisler declared:…
Get the book! The Satirist - America's Most Critical Book (Volume 1)
Amazon Ads
Note: The Satirist participates in the Amazon Associates program, and thus may earn small amounts of money if you follow the links below and ultimately purchase a product during the same sessions.