From the MAGA Songbook

By Martin H. Levinson

My Country, ’Tis of Thee

My country, ’tis of thee
Land of autocracy,
of thee I sing.
Land where due process died,
land of Truth Social pride,
where rules are often nullified,
Let Trump be king!

Our Donald, God to Me,
Man of duplicity,
To he we sing.
Long may our land be white
With freedom’s apartheid,
Where Donald Trump is always right,
Let Trump be king!

America the Beautiful

O beautiful for specious lies,
For Fox news that’s insane,
For made-up, half-truth majesties
That boggle the human brain.

America! America!
Trump shed his fibs on thee,
And crown that hood with all that’s good
From Mar-a-Lago to the Greenland Sea.

Yankee Doodle (aka Elon’s a Noodle)

Elon Musk drove down to Trump
Riding in a Tesla
Had Trump crypto in his hat
Because he had transgressed, sir.

Chorus

Oh poor Elon, such a schmuck
And so very randy
Mind Truth Social and MAGA’s wrath
and with your praise be handy!

Father and I went to DC
Along with Tucker Carlson
Saw the guy that once ran DOGE.
He wants to be a Martian.

Chorus

This Land is My Land

This land is my land, this land is my land
From the Panama Canal to the island Greenland
From the Canadian Pacific to Newfoundland’s waters
This land is mine it’s clear to me.

As I went walking on a Riyadh highway
I saw above me a Moscow skyway
I saw below me a Kabul valley
These lands are mine don’t you see.

All lands are my lands, all lands are my lands
From the Arctic Circle to the streets of Thailand
From the Andes Mountains to the Trevi Fountain
All lands are mine you must agree.