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Republicans Morally Superior to Democrats

PHILADELPHIA—In a heated Presidential Election year, the Republicans have established a platform of “moral superiority” over the Democrats.

“It is clear that all Democrats represent moral turpitude, while all Republicans represent Christian morality,” said Republican delegate from Florida, Charles Cheaney. “Democrats are proud to be morally degenerate. Republicans are just morally superior.”

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