by Martin H. Levinson
Thank you for calling the Social Security Administration. For English, press one; para Español, marque número dos; pour la français, presse trois; für deutsch, drücken sie vier, orfay igpay atinlay, esspray ivefay; для русского, нажмите шесть. Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. If you know your party’s extension you may dial it at anytime during this sentence. If you wish to speak to the operator dial “O” but please keep in mind that wishes are only granted in fairy tales.
