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Very Good Eddie! (Limerick for John Edwards)

by David Alpaugh

A slick politician named Edwards

When he saw his campaign going bedwards

Cried, "Wife, dying of cancer,

If you'll be my dancer,

I'll be yours until you go deadwards.

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See http://www.davidalpaugh.com for David Alpaugh's poetry, essays, and other works.